no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.
Newt: Second in command. Always in control.
my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression
i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI
i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them
you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.